THE HOWDY CLUB PRESENTS
LOVE IS A MANY-SPLINTERED THING!

Does the mere mention of Valentine's Day give you the hives? Do roses make you itch? Does sappy music give you palpitations? Do images of glossy, photo-shopped relationships give you heartburn?

We've got you covered.

Are you a die-hard romantic? A starry-eyed dreamer who's already bought your chocolates and champagne for your special someone?

We've also got you covered.

Recreating one of NYC's famous queer clubs of the 1930s, this alternative-Valentine's revue offers music, dance and skits around a rainbow of non-traditional relationships: some healthy, some not-so-healthy, some sexy, and some even downright creepy...but none of them found on a Hallmark card.

Come join us for an evening of good music, questionable morals and (so good they're) bad jokes! With music by Cole Porter, George Gershwin, Kurt Weill and others, there's something for everyone...even romantics.

General Admission: $20 | Special Admission: $35

18+ please

FEELING LIKE A BIG SPENDER?

Got a special someone you want to impress? Need a fancy gift for that 'very special friend' of yours? Want to treat yourself? Do gift-bags make you insatiably curious?

If so, then the Big Spender ticket is the deal for you. For only $35, you'll get the following:

  • A front-row seat at the show, right up close to the action,
  • A complimentary glass of wine before the show begins, and
  • A special Valentine's Day gift-bag, filled with goodies that are both naughty and nice!